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Hardly Running

I saw this on the website for Complete Running. As a public service, I thought I would share this with you.

Dateline London: “Athletes looking for a performance boost are increasingly turning to a little blue pill more usually taken for its off-the-field benefits: Viagra.

“Some sports authorities say the drug is now finding a following among athletes.
“The World Anti-Doping Agency is currently studying Viagra’s effects in athletes, but hasn’t yet banned it. Experts are divided over whether it actually offers athletes an edge.”

As a public service, CompleteRunning.com provides this series of advertising slogans to help Pfizer market Viagra to athletes:

* Viagra – Because it’s a game of inches.

* Viagra – Great for racing and tapering.

* Viagra – When the competition is stiff, so are you.

* Viagra – Make your long runs longer.

* Viagra - Runner’s high.

* Viagra – The women in your life will run faster, too.

* Viagra – Now when you hit the wall, you’ll knock it down.

* Viagra – Because you can’t teach size.

* Viagra – Play hardball.

* Viagra – Now your only worry will be motion control.

* Viagra – When you need to take it to the next level.

* Viagra – You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him.

* Viagra before the race. BodyGlide after.

* Viagra – Not for use during relays.

Red Wings Rule Again

I know that hockey is not the most popular sport, but I happen to think it’s one of the best sports to watch for non stop action. Football is exciting for 20 seconds, then there’s down time. A team scores a touchdown, it goes to a commercial. Then they kick off and it goes to a commercial. Baseball is very boring to watch, and pro basketball is painful to watch until they get into the playoffs. So anyways, The Detroit Red Wings win the Stanley Cup for the 4th time in 11 years and Motown is hopping. If there’s any town that deserves a break, it’s Detroit. With the economy sucking, and the housing market in shambles, Detroit needed something to bolster it’s mood. Right now, the people are walking around with smiles on their faces, and a spring in their step. This “high” won’t last too long, but it’s a welcome relief to the everyday doldrums, and it’s something that can be enjoyed every time the Red Wing fan looks at his $30 hat and $25 tee shirt he bought to commemorate the occasion. Recession? We don’t need no stinking recession!

Red Wings 2008 Stanley Cup

The Real Training Starts Now

Well now it’s time to get serious again.  I’m going to be running The Colfax Marathon which is about 16 short weeks away.  Although I have been running every week, I haven’t put in too many quality runs, and my diet and exercise regime has been pretty sad.  So time to eat right, get more exercise, start my running program.

It looks like my hip problems are more about not stretching enough than anything else, so I will concentrate on stretching more and maybe even join a yoga class.

I also need to concentrate on exercising to build strength in my abs and my back.  From all that I’ve read, building that core will help a runner significantly.

My diet is not all that bad, but I guess it could be better.  I tend to eat way too much crap on the weekend, and then try and make up for it during the week.  I think that once football season is over with, I’ll be better.

I went running the other night and the wind was so bad that at one point a gust of wind hit me and almost knocked me over.  And it actually blew out one of the lenses from my brand new glasses!  The wind must have blown it far away, because I could not even find it.  Luckily, the eyeglass place replaced it for free.

I know that I will get in a few races before my marathon.  Here’s a couple that I’m looking at;

Runnin’ of the Green Lucky 7K – March 16 – Downtown

Denver

Greenland Trail Run – 25K – April 19 -

Greenland, CO at an altitude of 7,000 feet!

 

The “N” word (not what you think)

I’m for sure not plugging Nike here, I just thought this was a cool video. I wouldn’t mind plugging Nike as long as they paid me. They have many cool products and I like their clothes that they have for running, although I don’t own anything with a Nike swish logo on it. (I’m not going to say Nike anymore, just “they” or “them”). They seem too powerful and too elitist for me. I hope elitist is a word and that I’m using it correctly. When Tiger Woods can make more money from them than he can from playing golf, that is a little whacked. They give him all his clothes, golf clubs, and golf balls. I buy (or I should say, if I buy) a shirt from them with their name and logo on it, and half the money goes to these celebrities that endorse their product. They should give me some type of rebate for advertising their product. People see me on the street running with my you know who running shorts, and they think, “hey, that guy is fast and he must be cool”! And then you have Michael Vick using his money from them to buy more doggie toys. Maybe I’m just jealous.

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New treatment

I hate shots. For awhile, it didn’t bother me much, but now it seems such a pain. You wonder why they can’t come up with a liquid or pill form. Well I think they have, so do you think I should try this? Or maybe just wait and see what happens in the study.

The Needle

Irish Snug meets Runners Edge

I’m getting ready to go to The Irish Snug for the end of the year get together for Runners Edge of The Rockies. My two favorite running groups! One is a serious training program to help you train for any type of run, and the other is an excuse to go running and have a beer or two afterwards. Either way, I look forward to running with each one. I do the Runners Edge runs on Saturdays (and some speed work on Tuesdays) and the Snug run on Thursdays. Tonight should be fun and hopefully I will recruit some Runners Edge runners to join the Snug Runners.