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The “F***” It List

There is a magazine that just came out with a “bucket list” for runners.  Included were some pretty impressive running events and triathlons like The Boston Marathon, Leadville 100K Run, and so on.  Well I’m doing the opposite and doing the “f***” It List.  Things that I do not want to do (unless I was under duress or drunk)

1) Pikes Peak Marathon - Are you kidding me?  Run up the mountain, and then as a reward, you get to run back down.  No thanks

2)Any Ultra Marathon -  I have a hard enough time doing a regular marathon.

3) Runnin’ of the Green - Denver - this run sucks.  Any schlub can get to the front and block everybody from going around him.  Don’t get me started on the whole stroller issue.  The only thing good about it is the beer afterwords.  It’s an endless supply of Killians.  So I think next year, I will be volunteering at the Runners Roost exhibit just so I can still partake in the afterglow that is beer.

4) An Ironman Triathlon - I’d like to do a tri, but I’ll settle for those little ones that they have.  Run a 5K, bike 5 miles, swim 40 or 50 feet.

5) Run any marathon in a costume - Unless your entered in the Dress up like Elvis Marathon, just wear running clothes.

6) Any trail run longer than a 10K - trail runs were developed by people that have been legally declared incompetent.

7) Enter in a “woman’s run”  There are certain races that are designed just for women like The Zooma Half Marathon, or the Nike San Fransisco Marathon that guys can enter, but really, don’t be a dick.

8) Wear running tights.  The only way I will do that is if I wear regular shorts over the tights.  I like the compression, but I don’t like showing off Mr. Winke.

9) Wear Croc’s.  Never.

10) Pay $1,000 for a bike.  Some of these guys that do tri’s, pay $1,000 or more for a freaking bicycle.  I won’t even pay $500.  I’ll take my $79 Huffy special.

That’s all I can think of for now.  What are yours?

Shamrock Marathon


Leading up to my marathon, I came down with a lingering cold.  Number 1, I never get a cold, and Number 2, this one lasted on and off for 2 weeks.  In that time, I got in a few good runs, but always felt like crap afterwards.  Finally on the day of the race, I felt good again, but I felt very weak, like I was drained or something.  I didn’t have my usual jumpiness, or anxiety, or whatever you want to call it, like I normally do for a race.  I felt almost nonchalant I guess.

The marathon was starting at 8:00, and I wonder why that was since most of the ones I’ve run are at 7:00.  They were predicting the weather to be sunny and in the mid 70’s which is not good for a long run.  Some runners like the warm weather, and have no problem with it.  I do not like running in the hot weather, and I think that is due mainly to my MS. 

We (my brother Mark and I), got to the start line about an hour before the race.  It was already in the mid fifty’s at 7 in the morning!  After a little while, I took off on a warm up jog for 15 minutes, and felt pretty good.  Maybe my cold won’t have any lingering effects.  One thing that I thought was strange at the beginning of the race, was that I didn’t recognize anybody.  At every marathon that I’ve run, I at least knew somebody that I could talk to or run with, but this day I didn’t

We started off and I was in the pack of people that were following the 3 hour and 50 minute pacer.  I knew I wasn’t going to keep up with them at the beginning since they do the same pace the whole marathon, and I start out slowly, and then build up to that pace.  At around the 5 mile mark, I caught up with the 4 hour pace group, and I thought I might just settle in with them.  But I was feeling good, so I pushed it a little bit more so I could catch up with the 3:50 group.  I think I finally caught up with them around mile 9, and settled it to that pace.  One nice thing about the run was going through Camp Pendleton and seeing all the soldiers out there cheering us on and giving everyone a high five!  That was pretty awesome. 

At mile 16, we head out away from the ocean and onto a stretch of road that is all asphalt, and there is no breeze.  At that point it felt like someone turned a switch off and I had no energy and no desire to even finish the race.  I could turn back now and it would only be 3 miles to the end, or keep going for another 10 miles!  Of course I choose to go on, but it was tough.  I did some walking and some running, and a lot of people were doing the same as me.  More than any that I’ve ever seen at a marathon before.

So I kept plodding along and around mile 20, I saw this guy with a shirt that said “100th Marathon Club”.  He looked a little older than me and I commented to him about his shirt, and he said, “Oh, this is my 141st.  I ran my 140th yesterday”.  Wow!  He ran a marathon the day before this one.  Unbelievable.  It was then that we were back near the water, and you could instantly feel the cool air.  It felt like someone had opened a door and let the air from the air conditioner out.  What a relief.  I’m still walking and running, but at least now I feel better.

The last mile I ran the whole way as best as I could.  I could see the finish line and I couldn’t have been happier!  The only problem was, the finish line never seemed to get any closer.  But it did, and so it was over.

Thanks to my brother Mark for being there the whole time.  Well not exactly.  He was there until the finish.  He missed me crossing the finish line, and he kept waiting and waiting for me.  I finished, got my SWAG, drank 4 beers, and finally decided to head back to his truck hoping that maybe he is waiting there.  Mark was hanging on to my cell phone for me and I tried calling it with some one else’s cell phone that I met, but he didn’t answer that.  I walked back towards the finish line and there he is, looking out at the people that are still coming in, waiting for me to appear.  Since I had crossed the finish line 2 ½ hours earlier, I was stunned to see him still standing there.  It wouldn’t have surprised me if he didn’t know at all where I was out on the course, but he was actually following me around for most of it on his bike and taking pictures.  At least he tried.

Yikes! 8 weeks to go

I decided for sure that I’m doing the Shamrock Marathon in March which is only 8 weeks away.  Right now, I could do the half, but I’m way away from doing a full.  It should be fun.

Tip jars are getting out of hand.  There’s a beer store that I went to once that actually had one.  Tip for what?  I had to get my own beer.

My dog Miles has cataracts!  What 16 month old dog gets cataracts?

Finally had a good game in the football playoffs, and the team I didn’t want to win, won.  J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.

The company I work for filed bankruptcy (chapter 11), and eventually got bought by some investment group.  What does this mean?  I don’t know.  Only time will tell.

The economy still sucks.  Ater billions in bailouts, what has that accomplished other than put us so far in debt that pretty soon the tax rates will be 50%.  Cash for Clunkers?  The companies that benefited most were foreign car companies.  The government running health care?  What have they run that has ever been successful? Be afraid.

Happy New Year!

It’s that time of year again.  No, not college football.  It’s “New Years Resolutions” time and I’m re-running a post that I did last New Years (mostly because I’m lazy).

To me, this is the strangest time of the year where most people make resolutions that quite simply, astound me.  Why is it that you have to wait for a particular day to change or do something?  “I resolve to be a better person”, is one of my favorites.  Aren’t you doing that (or trying to do that) every day?  No, I guess most people want to be shit heads until January 1st, and then they will become Mary Poppins.  “I resolve to lose weight”.   Weight Watchers love this time of year when people flock (or is it waddle) to their meetings in January, pay their money, and then are gone before March.  Most of these people are back to eating donuts instead of fruit, or fast food instead of preparing a nice healthy meal.  Then there’s all the people that join the gym.  They tie up all the treadmills for a couple of months, then they’re gone again.  “I resolve to get a new job”.  Yeah, good luck with that one in this economy, and let me tell you, the grass isn’t always greener on the other side.  “I resolve to watch less t.v.”  And do what, read?  You probably haven’t read a book in years other than that Readers Digest at the doctors office.  There are a ton of other resolutions that really crack me up, but the point I’m getting at is MOST people won’t change, or simply can’t change.  If you’re a crank ass, you’ll always be a crank ass.  If you’re a fat ass, you’ll always be a fat ass, and so on.  I’m not saying that this is always the case, but it’s a fact in most of them.  People can change, but it’s very hard work and they give up.  The ones that do stick it out, are the lucky ones.  My resolution every year is always the same.  “I resolve never to make any resolutions”.  Every bad habit or every change in my life has occurred when I’m prepared to make that change.  Most people aren’t prepared mentally to make a change on January 1st, and they fold under pressure.  Make a plan and stick to it and don’t commit to the pressure of a drop dead date to do it.  When you’re ready to change, you’ll know it.  Good luck, we’re all counting on you.

Another Week, and I’m still Running

I did 25 miles this past week, and so far, so good.  I did 8 miles on Saturday, and I felt like I could have done more.  I really trying not to push it, so I made the decision to go 8, and that’s what I did.  I’m only averaging around a 9 mile per minute pace though, and that has been hard to do.  I really want to try and push it, but I know it’s not ready.

Speaking of football, the season gets underway this week, and everyone has a chance to go to the Super Bowl.  All I need is for the Detroit Lions to be one of those teams.  Just once in my lifetime, I would like to see that.

I am so glad the Democratic National Convention is finally gone.  Did you know that Obama spelled backwords is Amabo?  Never have I seen so much hype for someone with so little experience.  I get that he’s African American, but I don’t want to elect someone just because they are of a particular race.  He’s a great speech reader also, and for that he should be president?  It’s all just a popularity contest anymore.

Cliff Avril

Hardly Running

I saw this on the website for Complete Running. As a public service, I thought I would share this with you.

Dateline London: “Athletes looking for a performance boost are increasingly turning to a little blue pill more usually taken for its off-the-field benefits: Viagra.

“Some sports authorities say the drug is now finding a following among athletes.
“The World Anti-Doping Agency is currently studying Viagra’s effects in athletes, but hasn’t yet banned it. Experts are divided over whether it actually offers athletes an edge.”

As a public service, CompleteRunning.com provides this series of advertising slogans to help Pfizer market Viagra to athletes:

* Viagra – Because it’s a game of inches.

* Viagra – Great for racing and tapering.

* Viagra – When the competition is stiff, so are you.

* Viagra – Make your long runs longer.

* Viagra - Runner’s high.

* Viagra – The women in your life will run faster, too.

* Viagra – Now when you hit the wall, you’ll knock it down.

* Viagra – Because you can’t teach size.

* Viagra – Play hardball.

* Viagra – Now your only worry will be motion control.

* Viagra – When you need to take it to the next level.

* Viagra – You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him.

* Viagra before the race. BodyGlide after.

* Viagra – Not for use during relays.

Red Wings Rule Again

I know that hockey is not the most popular sport, but I happen to think it’s one of the best sports to watch for non stop action. Football is exciting for 20 seconds, then there’s down time. A team scores a touchdown, it goes to a commercial. Then they kick off and it goes to a commercial. Baseball is very boring to watch, and pro basketball is painful to watch until they get into the playoffs. So anyways, The Detroit Red Wings win the Stanley Cup for the 4th time in 11 years and Motown is hopping. If there’s any town that deserves a break, it’s Detroit. With the economy sucking, and the housing market in shambles, Detroit needed something to bolster it’s mood. Right now, the people are walking around with smiles on their faces, and a spring in their step. This “high” won’t last too long, but it’s a welcome relief to the everyday doldrums, and it’s something that can be enjoyed every time the Red Wing fan looks at his $30 hat and $25 tee shirt he bought to commemorate the occasion. Recession? We don’t need no stinking recession!

Red Wings 2008 Stanley Cup

The Real Training Starts Now

Well now it’s time to get serious again.  I’m going to be running The Colfax Marathon which is about 16 short weeks away.  Although I have been running every week, I haven’t put in too many quality runs, and my diet and exercise regime has been pretty sad.  So time to eat right, get more exercise, start my running program.

It looks like my hip problems are more about not stretching enough than anything else, so I will concentrate on stretching more and maybe even join a yoga class.

I also need to concentrate on exercising to build strength in my abs and my back.  From all that I’ve read, building that core will help a runner significantly.

My diet is not all that bad, but I guess it could be better.  I tend to eat way too much crap on the weekend, and then try and make up for it during the week.  I think that once football season is over with, I’ll be better.

I went running the other night and the wind was so bad that at one point a gust of wind hit me and almost knocked me over.  And it actually blew out one of the lenses from my brand new glasses!  The wind must have blown it far away, because I could not even find it.  Luckily, the eyeglass place replaced it for free.

I know that I will get in a few races before my marathon.  Here’s a couple that I’m looking at;

Runnin’ of the Green Lucky 7K – March 16 – Downtown

Denver

Greenland Trail Run – 25K – April 19 -

Greenland, CO at an altitude of 7,000 feet!

 

The “N” word (not what you think)

I’m for sure not plugging Nike here, I just thought this was a cool video. I wouldn’t mind plugging Nike as long as they paid me. They have many cool products and I like their clothes that they have for running, although I don’t own anything with a Nike swish logo on it. (I’m not going to say Nike anymore, just “they” or “them”). They seem too powerful and too elitist for me. I hope elitist is a word and that I’m using it correctly. When Tiger Woods can make more money from them than he can from playing golf, that is a little whacked. They give him all his clothes, golf clubs, and golf balls. I buy (or I should say, if I buy) a shirt from them with their name and logo on it, and half the money goes to these celebrities that endorse their product. They should give me some type of rebate for advertising their product. People see me on the street running with my you know who running shorts, and they think, “hey, that guy is fast and he must be cool”! And then you have Michael Vick using his money from them to buy more doggie toys. Maybe I’m just jealous.

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