I’m taking my dog Miles in next week to get neutered, and it got me to thinking about things. I guess basically they want to get dog’s neutered so that there isn’t a trillion dogs running around homeless. It’s bad enough in Denver where on every street corner is a guy holding up a cardboard sign that says, “help me, homeless vet, God Bless”. Can you imagine if all the homeless dogs had signs like that? Their sign would probably say something like, “I’ve had a ruff life, God Bless”. And speaking of signs, I’ve always thought that it would be a money maker if I made signs for the homeless. Start up costs would be next to nothing, just find a bunch of scrap cardboard, and buy a couple of magic markers. I would make up the signs, give them to the homeless people, and have them give me a percentage of what they bring in.
But let’s get back to the neutering thing. In all seriousness, neutering should be mandatory on all stupid men, criminals, rapists, pedophiles, and priests. Whack the whole thing off so there is nothing left. Prisons would definitely be a safer place to be for the pretty boy white collar type crime guys too!
