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Archive for March, 2009


Runnin’ of The Green

The first big race in Denver every year is The Runnin’ of The Green in downtown.  It is a 7K and they tout it as being the largest 7K in the country.  It might be the only one for all I know.  The biggest problem with this race is that it’s on Sunday, which is the day after almost everyone parties for St. Patrick’s Day.  So for me anyways, I wasn’t expecting a great time or anything, just a chance to run a race and see where I stand with my training.  There were over 4,000 people in this race, and I think all the slow ones were ahead of me at the start line.  I hate that.  There were even walkers ahead of me.  I think next year I’m going to put on my singlet, strut to the front, and pretend I’m an elite runner.  By the way, why is it that no matter what the weather, the elite runners wear a singlet (tank top)?  There were also strollers and a few dogs.  This is way too big of a race I think to have strollers and dogs.  It’s bad enough that I’m trying to run around the slow pokes, but I have to be careful that I don’t run into little Dakota in her stroller wearing stupid green St Paddy’s Day sunglasses, and a tee shirt that says, Burp Me, I’m Irish.

Otherwise, the race went well, and I did about what I thought I would.  I ran it in 33:47, which is a 7:47 pace.  Out of 4,266 total runners, I came in 557th.  Not too bad.  At least by the time I finished, there weren’t too many people yet in the beer line.

Neutering the nasty and bad guys

I’m taking my dog Miles in next week to get neutered, and it got me to thinking about things.  I guess basically they want to get dog’s neutered so that there isn’t a trillion dogs running around homeless.  It’s bad enough in Denver where on every street corner is a guy holding up a cardboard sign that says, “help me, homeless vet, God Bless”.  Can you imagine if all the homeless dogs had signs like that?  Their sign would probably say something like, “I’ve had a ruff life, God Bless”.  And speaking of signs, I’ve always thought that it would be a money maker if I made signs for the homeless.  Start up costs would be next to nothing, just find a bunch of scrap cardboard, and buy a couple of magic markers.  I would make up the signs, give them to the homeless people, and have them give me a percentage of what they bring in.

But let’s get back to the neutering thing.  In all seriousness, neutering should be mandatory on all stupid men, criminals, rapists, pedophiles, and priests.  Whack the whole thing off so there is nothing left.  Prisons would definitely be a safer place to be for the pretty boy white collar type crime guys too!